†NEW PETUNIA MacPUMPKIN VIDEO?† †YES PLEASE!† †HOUSEPLANTS† †@PLMacPumpkin PUMPKINATED ALBUM† †FISH DRIVE EDSELS†

Much to my delight, Future Wife, 
Petunia-Liebling MacPumpkin
has just unleashed her 'HOUSEPLANTS' video.
'HOUSEPLANTS' is a cautionary tale.

PETUNIA offers us good advice,
Wake up all the houseplants!
Amazingly, this is her sixth video from 
the wonderful FISH DRIVE EDSELS album
which I highly recommend.
A frozen octopus confided in me,
I could quite possibly be
interviewing McPumpkin soon...

Help, help, help! I'm drowning, I am—
Drowning in a pile of quicksand.

Gushing liquid nation, they lived underneath the sea.
They lived underwater where the jellyfish do flee.
Fling the ketchup on the ceiling where they always watch.
Don't you ever let the house plants get between us.

Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon—never too soon.
Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon—
No, no, never too soon.
No, no, never too soon.

Living in my attic was a frozen octopus.
Eating all the house plants,
While the dormouse ate not much.
Woodwork in the attic was transparent,
But not too clear,
And all of the house plants would never stand in fear.

Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon—never too soon.
Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon—never too soon.
No, no, never too soon.

Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune.
Wake up all the house plants but never too soon.
Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune.
Wake up all the house plants but never too soon.
No, never too soon.

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