Looking for the perfect post-Thanksgiving
dinner movie to view with family and fiends?
dinner movie to view with family and fiends?
Don't believe me? Check the awesome trailer...
This has got to be world's best
pro-Jesus, anti-drug,
Turkey monster gore film ever made.
pro-Jesus, anti-drug,
Turkey monster gore film ever made.
I don't want to give away too much,
but the plot basically centers around
hunky Vietnam vet Herschel
picking up a cute female hitchhiker
who takes him to a hippie drug party
where he is coaxed into smoking some marijuana.
but the plot basically centers around
hunky Vietnam vet Herschel
picking up a cute female hitchhiker
who takes him to a hippie drug party
where he is coaxed into smoking some marijuana.
This must be some super marijuana,
because he immediately finds himself
totally hooked on the devil weed.
because he immediately finds himself
totally hooked on the devil weed.
He then proceeds to get a job
at this weird laboratory/turkey farm
, at which point he eats
an entire experimental drug laced turkey
which immediately turns him into
a mutant hybrid human Turkey monster
who is addicted to the blood of drug addicts.
at this weird laboratory/turkey farm
, at which point he eats
an entire experimental drug laced turkey
which immediately turns him into
a mutant hybrid human Turkey monster
who is addicted to the blood of drug addicts.
Simply amazing.
Words cannot convey how awesome this film is.
you make me laugh. seriously. thanks for that.
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